IT’S ST. GEORGE’S DAY
ENGLISH BLOGGERS, RISE UP
COVER THIS PLACE IN CRUMPETS AND PHONE BOXES AND DOCTOR WHO AND TEA AND BBC AND QUEUING AND THE QUEEN AND BORIS JOHNSON
YOU KNOW WHAT THE AMERICANS ARE GOING TO PUT US THROUGH ON THE 4TH OF JULY, SO MAKE THIS DAY OURS
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.